3 definition by Wobbe

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The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
by Wobbe January 20, 2009

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The cycle of a society fearing and producing difficult economic conditions. This fear of future economic turmoil is due to current poor conditions. Thus the society stops functioning normally due to the fear and consequentially generates more fear and worse conditions.
The recession of 2008 deepened into a depression in 2009 due to perpetual economic fear.
by Wobbe January 20, 2009

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A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash
Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass
by Wobbe January 20, 2009

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