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The girls puberty was heralded by her menarche
menarche by Joey January 2, 2004
A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
menarche by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menarche Mouth 

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.
1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

Eli Menache 

Eli menache is very tall
Eli Menache by chodelover3 December 16, 2019

Monarched 

Verb: to do something really stupid that you only vaguely remember.
" I think I totally Monarched last night. Now I have a headache."
Monarched by Downtown Dweller February 4, 2010
The practice of avoiding something at all cost. Often involves pushing the work off to someone else using any possible means. Sometimes a task is just left until it no longer exist and then one can say they solved it.
Oh no, my work queue is full, I've been menachemed.
menachem by Pepe Roni July 18, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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