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The girls puberty was heralded by her menarche
menarche by Joey January 2, 2004
A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
menarche by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menarche Mouth 

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.
1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

Eli Menache 

Eli menache is very tall
Eli Menache by chodelover3 December 16, 2019

Monarched 

Verb: to do something really stupid that you only vaguely remember.
" I think I totally Monarched last night. Now I have a headache."
Monarched by Downtown Dweller February 4, 2010
The practice of avoiding something at all cost. Often involves pushing the work off to someone else using any possible means. Sometimes a task is just left until it no longer exist and then one can say they solved it.
Oh no, my work queue is full, I've been menachemed.
menachem by Pepe Roni July 18, 2003