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A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.
How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!
by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019
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A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash
Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass
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