Poo Net 

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

Poo Net by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

Poo-net 

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

Poo-net by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Poo-Netting 

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

Poo-Netting by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

poonett square by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

poonetration 

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

poonetration by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

poonette 

A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)

Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.

poonette by diplod April 20, 2007

Poonette 

Someone with brunette hair, that happens to be the colour of poo.

That poonette girl over there

Poonette by Sa0765 October 2, 2022