Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

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Poo-net

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

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Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

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poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

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Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

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