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Ponsones 

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Ponsones by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
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ponsonby 

to utter pure shit from ones mouth
i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.
ponsonby by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011
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