poning
When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
poning by Emily Chester August 3, 2007
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Poning
Poning by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008
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Poning • poning the noobs • free poning it • pooning • Pining • poping • phoning • Poking • ponding • poing
poning the noobs
poning the noobs by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009
free poning it
The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.
Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.
Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.
Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!
Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.
Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.
free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017
peningful
peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012
Phoning the 90s
"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."
"Why?"
"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
Phoning the 90s by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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