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When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."
by Emily Chester July 29, 2007
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell
by kevinhasahugeasswang February 05, 2008
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Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.
"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.
by ******** May 09, 2006
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