When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
by Emily Chester August 3, 2007
Get the poningmug. 
Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
Get the Ponesmug. 
To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
by blackholedying October 12, 2008
Get the ponedmug. Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008
Get the ponedmug. A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
by Mistress Q February 6, 2008
Get the ponedmug.