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When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."
poning by Emily Chester August 3, 2007
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The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell
Poning by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008
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Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.
"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.
Poning by ******** May 19, 2006

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

free poning it 

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.
Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.
free poning it by Larla June 29, 2017

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis
"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"
peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.
"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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