PONI

People Of No Influence. Person Of No Influence.

'He wants everyone to think he's the gatekeeper to the committee but he's just a PONI'

by habseligkeiten August 10, 2017

poni

A nickname given to people who like Pani Poni Dash, perhaps named after one of the characters?

Someone actually believed my real name was Poni.

by Poniponi June 14, 2008

Poni

Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.

People like to be around a poni.

Wow she’s so lucky to have poni

by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021

Poni

A girl who has fun music taste but will also say yes to learning about a blumkin. Prays on Sundays, and is afraid of horses.

wow you are such a poni

by dipwhip69 January 27, 2022

Poni tiem

It's when faggots raid a chatroom with pony talk

Normal people: *blah blah blah*
Bronies: poni tiem
Person 1: God please no...
Bronies: MAH LITTLE PONI,
Person 2: Skinny and bony.
Bronies: STFU NUUUB

*bronies quit*

Jon: Alex, my chat was Poni tiem'd.
Alex: That sucks.

by Lolzurky June 28, 2015

moni poni

Plastic spiral ponytail holder. It's the only hair accessory with a utility patent because the way it works is based on a unique technology that divides the pressure throughout the layers of the ponytail, not just on the outer layers like everything else out there.

I hate the way rubberbands pull and rip my hair! I'm going to use a moni poni to hold my ponytail.

by beweli March 17, 2011

Pink Poni

Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.

Eh did you hear that Hazey only loves Pink Poni?

by Hazeyxmetal February 6, 2019