pink pony

noun. Slang for the penis

verb, transitive. To have intercourse with, to fuck, etc.

n. "Ridin' the pink pony" or "That dude definitely gobbles the pink pony."

v.t. "I'm definitely gonna pink pony that bitch."

by Elwood P. Dowd December 28, 2006

Pink Pony

Homo with a 12" cock

That fairy be so pink pony it's ill!

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

pink pony

a bonham w/ a 2" cock

we love you timmy boy

by sean and joanna August 31, 2004

Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.

Let’s address the pink pony in the room.

by Donda Donda September 29, 2021

Dragging the Pink Pony

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.

Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony

by Ruby Perfecto October 20, 2008

pink pony e-mail

An e-mail intended to embarrass the sender, sent without senders knowledge or approval - sometimes referencing how much the sender likes pink ponies.
Usually done when someone leaves a computer unattended and unlocked, enabling anyone to do things on behalf of the logged in user.
Other variations involve changing settings and making minor changes on the computer to could be noticed immediately or much later.

Dane left his computer unlocked so I sent a pink pony e-mail from his account to everyone in his contact list saying he would buy them lunch.

I totally pink ponied Jerehmiah by changing his desktop background.

by LowAmmo July 11, 2012

Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009