Skip to main content

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.
This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.
ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.
Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.
ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015
To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.
My best friend ponders about the job.
Ponders by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021
To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.
"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"
pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*
Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

ponderize 

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.
He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.
ponderize by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015