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Pommel Horse 

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Pommel Horse by Feral Man September 6, 2014

pommel horse 

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man.

B) A deuce resembling said real-life object
Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.
pommel horse by Godakajesus February 9, 2006

Pommel Polisher 

Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher
Pommel Polisher by Blunt Nick December 15, 2010

Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.
I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.