Polok

People who incorrectly spell Polack

Both the other definition submitters

by kid June 19, 2003

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

by ilikericee February 5, 2019

polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz

Hi, so you are dead inside because something happened, and now you still have that project to do and you just want some how to find support, what do you do? First you went to google, YAY now your problems will be solved by the internet. Next you searched "I'm dead inside", it took you to memes and a song, BOO. You try typing random things to the search bar. And then you reach a word that UrbanDictionary.com has not defined yet so you, are now here adding a definition.

How are you?
polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz
Oh that bad huh?

by Etan888 March 14, 2018

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

by Kiersere September 26, 2009

ML Ploker

It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.

Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend

by gemminizer November 24, 2021

polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa

KILL ME IM TRAPPED MAKING THESE FOR LIFE HELP!!!!!

He was kidding, he is fine. right slave? NO HELP ME!!! He is joking *get back in your box and write the definition for polikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa*

by Your ρseudonym December 11, 2018

polk county texas

A place where inbreeding is highly encouraged, women resemble big feet who intentionally grow their pubic hair 6 - 8 inches in length. Fellas of this region neither read nor write and jam copious amounts of smokeless tobacco into their lips and anus holes. County leaders openly surf internet porn whilst fondling horse testicles and the police patrol the streets with unwiped butts and anal beads hanging around their necks. Backwards is often frontwards and old people smell of rancid fart gas. Children never leave for fear of a reality check and the lions varsity football team showers with each other unnecessarily. The local gymnastics shack hosts booger eating contests. Drugs abound and drunkards attend baptist church under the guise of holiness. Residents - in general - are incapable of passing a basic written IQ test. All in all, you would be better off moving into a known lepper colony.

Jeb: I'm fixing to go to the Sonic in polk county texas

Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?

Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu

Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners

by jive-turkey December 29, 2010