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plok

A substitute for the "f word".
WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!
by TristanG April 16, 2008
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Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.
plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.
by Sees right through December 12, 2003
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v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.

n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.
She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"

He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."
by Pellygirl February 4, 2010
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When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys
"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."
by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019
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A noun which exemplifies the sound of a hen, or a female chicken, laying an egg.
I heard a plok when the hen layed an egg.
by matt manalo January 5, 2006
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if you put this word twice, it literally becomes "sex" in filipino

but if you get that stupid shit out of the way, it's a 1993 cult-classic SNES platformer that is everlastingly so hard as fuck that not even God himself can finish, this little guy named plok has a flag, right? well one day, his flag got stolen and he got so mad that he wanted to entirely make the species that stole his flag instinct; fleas, plok, goes to Cotton Island and fought some fellows but when he went back to legacy island then he saw flea flags everywhere, so he decides to slap the entire species because these fleas probably are having a menopause; thats what happens on the game
"yo whatchu playing on your SNES"

"im playing plok"

"what do you mean"

"it's plok"

"...odd name choice"
by RF5C June 7, 2024
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Plok Plok

Popular Filipino word which means sex. Basically, a sound that is made when having sexual intercourse. or a invitation to have sex.
Filipino

Oy pare! buti pa sila may ka Plok Plok.
Hey girl, Gusto mo mag Plok Plokan tayo?
by awedadsadwasasd July 22, 2019
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