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Politeified

1)It happens when you are on a first date with a person and they are just "so nice" that you are so scared and are convinced they are secretly planning your demise

2) When you are smothered by retail associated at an upscale clothing store because they think your spending tons of money there and kiss up to you HARDCORE

3)When someone you barely know pisses you off, and then it turns out that they were actually really nice and you feel like an ass...

3) When someone is just so nice to you, you are reduced to a state of shock...
"oh my god, he totally politeified me!"
Politeified by CatDiva February 5, 2010
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politifie 

A variation of the "selfie" and "telefie" phenomena, in which a political figure takes a picture of themselves with other political figures.
Guy 1: "Obama got caught taking a politifie with the Danish and Brittish prime ministers at Mandela's funeral!"

Guy 2: "Dude that's weak!"
politifie by Good Samaratin December 11, 2013
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