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Polito

Damn look at that hot Polito with that hot guidette!!
by joey rachelle May 11, 2010
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Polito

A sweet, innocent guy at heart. Not afraid to express himself.
Full of prosperity and talent, loving every moment he gets from pleasing a crowd. A carefree character that has a clear feminine side. Stands out from the crowd and always has something to share and someone to share it with. Moves on quickly through life and is admired by many, but hurts people with comments that may seem very simple to him. Naive at times, Linguistic, cheerful, honest, smiley, juvenile, good-looking, confident, funny, talented.... this list could go on forever ;)
If you know a Polito, you're very lucky. Better snatch him quickly! cuz he'll move on FAST.
Georgina: A guy thought he could run across greesy wood, and fell buttox first, dragging a pile of saw dust down with him. Everyone laughed! :D

Cassy: Pahaha! He must be a Polito! ;)
by Friday Mcfee February 7, 2013
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Polito

hip fat that sags over the top of your pants, aka muffin tops
that bitch has a polito
by puky May 1, 2009
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Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.
by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019
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Politically Active

At its best it means interested in politics and government; trying to make a changes in public policy, laws or the government working to get an official elected, or lobbying to have legislation passed, collecting petition signatures. It can also mean a person trying to change things for their own benefit, to gain status or power in the workplace. It can also mean someone who is a nuisance, constantly wanting to change things and who interferes in matters that are none of their concern. At its worst it means a total fuckwit like Russell Brand a self-styled activist for whom politically active means espousing views that the majority of people find repugnant or ridiculous.
Some people are politically active because they have nothing else in their lives.
by AKACroatalin May 23, 2015
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Political Prostitution

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.
by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021
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Shit House Polio

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
by Mustard King April 1, 2010
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