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A sweet, innocent guy at heart. Not afraid to express himself.
Full of prosperity and talent, loving every moment he gets from pleasing a crowd. A carefree character that has a clear feminine side. Stands out from the crowd and always has something to share and someone to share it with. Moves on quickly through life and is admired by many, but hurts people with comments that may seem very simple to him. Naive at times, Linguistic, cheerful, honest, smiley, juvenile, good-looking, confident, funny, talented.... this list could go on forever ;)
If you know a Polito, you're very lucky. Better snatch him quickly! cuz he'll move on FAST.
Georgina: A guy thought he could run across greesy wood, and fell buttox first, dragging a pile of saw dust down with him. Everyone laughed! :D

Cassy: Pahaha! He must be a Polito! ;)
Polito by Friday Mcfee February 7, 2013
hip fat that sags over the top of your pants, aka muffin tops
that bitch has a polito
Polito by puky May 1, 2009

Johnny Polito 

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.
“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”
Johnny Polito by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Politically Active 

At its best it means interested in politics and government; trying to make a changes in public policy, laws or the government working to get an official elected, or lobbying to have legislation passed, collecting petition signatures. It can also mean a person trying to change things for their own benefit, to gain status or power in the workplace. It can also mean someone who is a nuisance, constantly wanting to change things and who interferes in matters that are none of their concern. At its worst it means a total fuckwit like Russell Brand a self-styled activist for whom politically active means espousing views that the majority of people find repugnant or ridiculous.
Some people are politically active because they have nothing else in their lives.

Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

Shit House Polio 

Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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