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Polygophile

Someone in love with polygons, especially that of a sexual desire.
"Did you hear Brad has a rancid attraction to circles?" - Wynn
"Yeah man, he's a polygophile." - Jacob
Polygophile by Nonstopjacob February 8, 2021

paliophile 

A lover of older people. To old for them to date. Antonym. pediphile.
Katerina Wolff is a paliophile. (Katerina Wolff is a lover of older men.)
paliophile by HandyMan 1988 January 13, 2009

plutophile 

A person who loves the planet Pluto and feels all of life is diminished without it being the 9th planet of the solar system.
The Plutophile pleaded that New Horizons in 2015 proved Pluto has a heart, and it will remain broken until its status as a full planet is rightfully restored.
plutophile by aresmars2000 June 8, 2018

Politiphile 

Somebody who injects politics in places they make no sense.
Me: did you see the game last night?
Doug: yeah, we would have won if it wasnt for those fucking tariffs
Me: you are such a politiphile.
Politiphile by Codehulk September 18, 2025

Potatophile 

A term used to evade censors and algorithms to effectively say pedophile when such a word is deemed not politically correct.
Joseph Rosenbaum was a convicted potatophile, perpetrating this act on five kids.
Potatophile by TorchedMedic November 21, 2021

Platophile 

A platophile is an individual who preys on vulnerable and often underage people using Plato (game app) as a proxy for their disturbing and sick motives. This usually happens on Discord.
Platophile: Heyy you got plato? Let’s play. If I win you send me a pic?
Platophile by G… July 19, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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