Polinaism 

Religion for people that worship Polina Petrova's fat ass

Person 1: Damn bro do you believe in Polinaism?

Person 2: Yeah bro

Polinaism by DwayneJinsun November 3, 2021

Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

Saucisson Polonaise by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006

Palinism 

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009

Palinism by muskybait January 28, 2010

pokianism

pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈

-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit

pokianism by gay_self August 10, 2022

Palineism 

When a person with a public voice makes a vocabulary blunder. Usually creating a whole new word, ie; "misunderestimate". Then after being called on the mis-speech, they claim to be right, or "selfjustified".

Ms P; I don't want to unelaborate on this topic, but truthyness is a big overatism.

Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!

Palineism by the Toad January 3, 2011

Palinism 

1. An ambiguous colloquial expression that may cause confusion and be interpreted in different ways depending upon circumstance.

2. A statement that has no known basis in science or reality.

3. A statement of religious identity.

Palinism

Definitions:

1. Drill baby! Drill! Oh, Boodles! No, I didn't mean that hole!

2. On drilling in the ANWR:

"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."

3. On Alaskan soldiers serving in Iraq:

"Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or even Jewish!"

Palinism by I_Ate_Palin_for_a_Snack May 6, 2010

Policeism 

An irrational fear or hatred of people who are Police Officers

There is a Policeism epidemic in Chicago

Policeism by Shoejr1231 October 20, 2016