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Someone that is so thick skulled that you couldn't pound an intelligent idea into thier head with a hammer. A person with no clue how to function in society & therefore is a nuisance to everyone. Boundless incompetence. This word is believed to be derived from the term hilljack.

That polejack acts so backwoods, he makes a hilljack seem citified.

polejack by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

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Polejack

da big metal rusty pole da hol up da wall

ya know i here to take a load of dem polejacks on the wall

Polejack by polejack johnson October 5, 2022

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polejack • polejocker • polyjacker • pplejack • pole jockey • pile jacket • Pole jockin • pole-jocking • pole jock'n

polejockey

A man who likes to ride the dick.

Stop eyeballing me you goddam polejockey.

polejockey by Haremmaster April 27, 2006

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polejocker

A polejocker can be used in many different ways. (1) Means poser, or suck up.

(2) Can be used for guys that spit game on strippers.

Maine, dat dude is a polejocker.

polejocker by Seth Taylor January 11, 2008

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pplejack

u watch mlp right? so you forgot to put 2 letters on the applejack

oh it spells pplejack!

pplejack by lives do gabs February 22, 2022

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polyjacker

The crème de la crème of concrete repairmen

That polyjacker is a bad ass mother fucker!

polyjacker by Don Rocinante of La Mancha July 24, 2025

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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