hilljack

From the southern region of the Midwest (see Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Western Pennsylvania and the better part of West Virginia). Hilljacks have a penchant for sleeveless t-shirts, Blackfoot and Molly Hatchet and low-end regional beer. Family gatherings come in the form of cookouts and all of them culminate in drunken brawls and multiple arrests. Young hilljack chicks are usually very attractive but undergo a metamorphosis sometime after they have their third kid before the age of twenty.

The creeper driving by you in the old van with the twisted roof rack and the smell of weed and urine billowing from the passenger side window that is halfway down, crooked and off it's track. The van also sports a confederate flag plate holder and an uncovered snow tire on the back.

hilljack by sNoWmAnG May 7, 2004

hilljack

A poor, lower-class, white trash person who believes he/she is better or of a higher class than a hillbilly. Tends to make fun of hillbillies or hicks believing that he /she is not one.

hilljack by Anonymous May 30, 2003

hilljack

a slightly educated cousin to the hillbilly found in small towns off the beaten path of modern society or outside a 75 mile radius of a major retail mall.

examples are limitless because of the United States failure to recognize and correct the problems with education and poverty.

hilljack by John (SC) January 18, 2005

hilljack

A rare species of hillbilly found in the small town of Sedro-Woolley, WA. These people can be found wearing chainsaw oil covered Overals, with a Stihl chainsaw dirty hat and romeos. The tend to never change out of their work clothes pior to social outings, for example; (Grocery Store, Resturant, and bar.) Often talk about how to set chokers and slay you a salmon on the Skagit. They typically identified by driving older lifted 1980's Toyota 4x4's with extra large CB attenta and a Rebel Confederate flag.

Cletus the hilljack perfers to take home his sister after a good drunken night at the bar drinking Schmidts beer.

hilljack by trollollol June 22, 2011

hilljack

A person from the rural, hilled areas of Kentucky, Indiana, Tennessee, Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Virginia.
Descended from the origional settlers of the area, the hilljack has managed to avoid inbreeding and a lack of education; however, the hilljack tends to share certain social problems with their redneck cousins, such as excessive drinking, anger management, and Republican loyalism.

while the redneck and hillbilly are proud conservatives, only the hilljack will take the time to vote.

hilljack by a hiljack June 27, 2007

hilljack

What on Earth is a HillJack??

Hillbilly + Jack of all Trades = HillJack

The term HillJack refers to people who live in remote, rural, and somewhat mountainous regions of the United States (closely related to the people known as “Hillbillies” or “Rednecks”). A HillJack is competent at performing many skilled task (mostly manual labor), but is not the master of any one. The HillJack is described as an extremely proud American (somewhat backward and socially unsophisticated) who is willing to stand up for what He/She believes; never willing to compromise their integrity or values. HillJacks are a self reliant group who have been known to spend countless hours in pursuit of nature’s most prized creations: CATFISH, WHITE TAIL, and yes even a deer once in a while!

That hilljack ain't good for nothing but manual labor and catfishing!

hilljack by brother hilljack August 2, 2009

hilljack

An extremely idiotic hillbilly, often the product of 3rd generation inbreeding, that exhibits poor sociological and mental functions. Found mostly in regions of dirt roads, hilljacks typically pay no heed to laws against domestic violence or laws against meth production and use.

Billy-Ray Ted, Jr. takes after his uncle/dad, they both are extremely violent hilljacks when you give them a Bud.

hilljack by analonomys November 2, 2010