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A Pokesan is an overly childish people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored-
Takes a breath
-discord obsessed, stoopid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a vc.
You're such a pokesan!
Pokesan by Eijiruu December 19, 2023
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A very elaborate joke based off someone who has an obsession with any game or social media app to the point of ‘living’ in the app and performs actions that only humiliate themselves in turn. Who also possesses a low vocabulary; often repeating words multiple times either while speaking or texting to a laughably ridiculous extent.
You’re such a Pokesan!!
You know~ That’s you in a word — an overly childish, people pleaser, doormat, explosion of random words, a conversation divider when bored, discord obsessed, stupid, homie-less, low attention span person with a low quality ai generated repeated reply for all conversations who doesn’t have anything better to do in life than snore in a call.
Pokesan by Smowl Mystrellia December 19, 2023
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pokemans 

"Let me show you my pokemans"
MY POKEMANS
let me show you them
pokemans by ttdi October 3, 2007
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

Pokesona 

A pokesona is a pokemon version of yourself, and can be however you want it to look.
Kodi: My pokesona is a Typhlosion.
Pokesona by KoditheTyphlosion June 30, 2011

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

Pokemanz 

The cooler, more Bill Cosby way to say Pokemon.
Said by all the cool kids on the interwebz.
On Gaiaonline, anyway.
"lolol, i'ma go catch me sum pokemanz ;'D"
Pokemanz by MinaGoBoom August 8, 2009
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