Pokerection 

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

Pokerection by Skyboy September 23, 2005

peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

Perection by NoPop December 19, 2009

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

porefection 

When one has perfect pores.

You're face is porefection.

porefection by LizardBreath98 July 10, 2017

poorection 

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.

"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."

poorection by digitallimit April 5, 2009

Peerection 

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005