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Pokerection 

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.
Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.
Pokerection by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."
peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010
When you have to pee so bad you get a boner
Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.
Perection by NoPop December 19, 2009

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.
Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!
Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

porefection 

When one has perfect pores.
You're face is porefection.
porefection by LizardBreath98 July 10, 2017

poorection 

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.
"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."
poorection by digitallimit April 5, 2009

Peerection 

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.
A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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