speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.
I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
by Skyboy September 05, 2005
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gundu

(Possibly also spelt "gandu")
A Hindi word for the hole in one's arse. Usually has connotations of anal sex and homosexuality.
When two men are locked in a prison cell for a number of years without female porn, then gundu is bound to happen.
by Skyboy September 06, 2005
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Japorn

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.
Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.
by Skyboy September 08, 2005
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bragging rights

The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.

If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.
Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.
by Skyboy September 05, 2005
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Made in China

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.
I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.
by Skyboy September 08, 2005
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homophilia

As opposed to homophobia (fear or dislike of homosexuals), homophilia is the sexual attraction towards homosexual people. This is not to be confused with simply "homosexual", homophilia refers fixation on homosexual people of either gender.
by Skyboy September 06, 2005
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tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.
Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.
by skyboy September 01, 2005
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