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Pokeposer 

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.
"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."
Pokeposer by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008
Related Words

Pokenomenon 

The 2016 Pokemon Go phenomenon when it became the biggest mobile game in US history and fools be trollin for pokeman all da place
Are you part of the Pokenomenon?
Pokenomenon by vladod July 14, 2016

pokeynose 

Somebody who pokes their nose into everything, usually driven by incorrigible curiosity.
That's just what we need; some pokeynose to come around here prying into the deal.

Pokeposer 

A person who claims they are a Pokemon fan when the only Pokemon game they played is Pokemon Go.
Person 1: What was your 1st Pokemon game?
Person 2: I've never been into Pokemon, but Pokemon Go is pretty addicting.
Person 1: You Pokeposer.
Pokeposer by Pokemanzphan August 7, 2016

Pokeonose 

Da portion of da Endless Mountains in Pennsylvania where da locals are overly inquisitive.
I enjoy mingling with others, I have nothing to hide, and I absolutely love da mountains, so I don't bother with tinted glass in my car's windows when travelling through da Pokeonose... again, I appreciate when others liberally interact with me, and so if folks wanna stare and ask me about my personal life, I don't really mind all dat much.
Pokeonose by QuacksO April 4, 2020

Pokemosexuals 

One who prefers the romantic companionship of a cheap folding lawn chair to that of men and women. Showers infrequently. Known to get very aggressive and loud in the presence of o small children and anyone else trying to buy Pokémon cards before they have cleared the shelf. Signs include camping out in front of gamestops and targets in the hopes of scalping Pokémon cards. A more advanced example would be a card shop owner who hits every Costco buying all the Pokémon cards in hopes of scalping.
“Man it’s 6 am, look at all those pokemosexuals sitting in front of GameStop. Must be a drop today, save some for the kids”.
Pokemosexuals by Deucenburg September 28, 2025