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Pokeposer 

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.
"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."
Pokeposer by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008
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Pokenomenon 

The 2016 Pokemon Go phenomenon when it became the biggest mobile game in US history and fools be trollin for pokeman all da place
Are you part of the Pokenomenon?
Pokenomenon by vladod July 14, 2016

pokeynose 

Somebody who pokes their nose into everything, usually driven by incorrigible curiosity.
That's just what we need; some pokeynose to come around here prying into the deal.
pokeynose by Antonio D'souza May 5, 2007

Pokeposer 

A person who claims they are a Pokemon fan when the only Pokemon game they played is Pokemon Go.
Person 1: What was your 1st Pokemon game?
Person 2: I've never been into Pokemon, but Pokemon Go is pretty addicting.
Person 1: You Pokeposer.
Pokeposer by Pokemanzphan August 7, 2016

Pokeonose 

Da portion of da Endless Mountains in Pennsylvania where da locals are overly inquisitive.
I enjoy mingling with others, I have nothing to hide, and I absolutely love da mountains, so I don't bother with tinted glass in my car's windows when travelling through da Pokeonose... again, I appreciate when others liberally interact with me, and so if folks wanna stare and ask me about my personal life, I don't really mind all dat much.
Pokeonose by QuacksO April 4, 2020

Pokemosexuals 

One who prefers the romantic companionship of a cheap folding lawn chair to that of men and women. Showers infrequently. Known to get very aggressive and loud in the presence of o small children and anyone else trying to buy Pokémon cards before they have cleared the shelf. Signs include camping out in front of gamestops and targets in the hopes of scalping Pokémon cards. A more advanced example would be a card shop owner who hits every Costco buying all the Pokémon cards in hopes of scalping.
“Man it’s 6 am, look at all those pokemosexuals sitting in front of GameStop. Must be a drop today, save some for the kids”.
Pokemosexuals by Deucenburg September 28, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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