Pokéslut 

A person, typically a woman, who is a fan of or in the Pokémon universe themself (Such as Cynthia) who thinks and or takes a lot of dick (this can be human or Pokémon) and participates in acts commonly viewed as slutty.

C1: “Hey I met with Cynthia the other day and she was really nice”
C2: “Dude, you know she’s a massive Pokéslut for her Garchomp right?”

Pokéslut by Eldro November 26, 2024

pokeslut 

A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*

Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"

Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "

Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"

Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"

Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"

Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"

Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"

Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"

Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "

Pokeslut " alright big boy"

*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*

pokeslut by Mattias Ia Eklundh November 3, 2006

pokeflute 

when someone wakes you up by giving you a blow job.

i woke up to misty giving me a pokeflute

pokeflute by Vividvocan November 8, 2015

Poke-slut

The pokemon also called ditto who insists on fucking every damn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.

Poke-fag: "damn it my ditto had another egg again!"

Douchemonster: "dude your ditto is a poke-slut!"

Poke-slut by Pokemaster563 June 16, 2011

Poke Slut 

someone who has an absurd amount of pokes on facebook or any other social site

girl: i have like 50 fucking pokes on facebook
guy: your such a poke slut

Poke Slut by yabba dobba da January 2, 2011

poke slut 

someone who pokes randomly without intention of hooking up or making genuine contact with the pokee.

When you make contact with another person on facebook it is customary to actually follow the connection up with some sort of genuine human interest - hence poke slut - poking around

poke slut by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009