Pokéshit

Your dumbass of a friend that stills plays pokémon go.

José: "Will is such a Pokéshit."
Will: "I just caught a bulbaface!"
Everyone else: "Kill yourself."

by Xshars September 20, 2018

pokéshit

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump

Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.

by lolololololololooolololol December 12, 2008

pokéshit

Cards, action figures, water toys, cereal flavors, lockets, and other paraphernalia connected with the Pokémon phenomenon.

These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.

by Nate August 30, 2003