pokéshit 

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump

Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.

pokéshit by lolololololololooolololol December 19, 2008

pokéshit 

Cards, action figures, water toys, cereal flavors, lockets, and other paraphernalia connected with the Pokémon phenomenon.

These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.

pokéshit by Nate August 29, 2003

Pokéshit 

Your dumbass of a friend that stills plays pokémon go.

José: "Will is such a Pokéshit."
Will: "I just caught a bulbaface!"
Everyone else: "Kill yourself."

Pokéshit by Xshars September 20, 2018

pokeshiniver 

A monster residing in a pond, lake, ocean or river. Usually goes after 13 year old girls swimming around with noodles.

Leanne cries, "Dylan! Levie! The Pokeshiniver is going to get me! Help!"

pokeshiniver by hellooooooooooo April 19, 2008

pokeshipping

The reason many a pokeshipper tend to watch the series. Basically the belief that the two main characters (Ash/Satoshi and Misty/Kasumi) of the animé series Pocket Monsters/Pokémon, are a romantic couple. It is considered to be the most popular shipping in the fandom, while many find it to be incredibly annoying.
The company that dubs the series, 4Kids entertainment, tend to add shipping 'hints' that didn't exist in the original version of the series. This often leads to confusion and arguments between shipping fans.

4Kids script (Misty): Someday you and I will be married too~
4Kids script (Ash): Mmhmm....GWAHHH?!?

pokeshipping by Imma go dislike shipping now... November 20, 2004

Pokestitution 

A person who charges their friends for excessively poking them on Facebook.

Person A: "As much as you poke me, I should start charging you!"

Person B: "You can't do that! It's pokestitution!"

Pokestitution by Ch.W. March 3, 2011

PukeShit 

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.

My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.

PukeShit by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010