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PukeShit 

When you are either sick with the flu or hungover and feel an uncontrollable urge to puke, get on all fours, and because of the force of the puke, shit your pants.
My stomach was killing me and my head was spinning. I got down on my knees to hug the toilet because my glands were swelling and my mouth was salivating. When my stomach wretched to puke the force pushed the sickness from my bowels as well. I was left with my head in a toilet full of puke and my ass in pants full of shit. I experienced a PukeShit. I pukeshat myself.
PukeShit by RebelLionJohn May 29, 2010
Words you can keep

Pukeshot 

When you are drunk and someone is still to ugly to fuck, you pukeshot her.
He was so drunk last night, he gave her a pukeshot!
Pukeshot by KFChicken August 22, 2012

pureshitlazyness 

Damnit Garrett that was pureshitlazyness
pureshitlazyness by J-DOGfrfr April 19, 2020

pokéshit 

v. to take a large shit while playing pokémon on a gameboy color. It gets pretty intense.
n. the act of taking said dump
Yo man, I'm going to take a pokéshit with my pokémon yellow version.

pokéshit 

Cards, action figures, water toys, cereal flavors, lockets, and other paraphernalia connected with the Pokémon phenomenon.
These spoilt little brats from "Generation Z" are all begging their parents to buy them tons of pokéshit.
pokéshit by Nate August 29, 2003

Puke-Shit 

This is the countercessor Shit-Puke this not only smells as bad but now you have to taste it.
"I thought i should get this taco hell out of my system before we go out, but i guess i pushed to hard cause it came out my mouth"
Puke-Shit by Haryazz December 12, 2003

Pokéshit 

Your dumbass of a friend that stills plays pokémon go.
José: "Will is such a Pokéshit."
Will: "I just caught a bulbaface!"
Everyone else: "Kill yourself."
Pokéshit by Xshars September 20, 2018
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