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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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poperlocker

Noun: a slang term for 'prostitute'.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah- she looked like a poperlocker.
by LeggoMehEggo May 13, 2016
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popblocked

when you open up a soda can and somone else comes out of nowhere to take the first sip, subsequentially claiming it their beverage
I cracked open a mountain dew and that bastard stright up popblocked me
by J.P. Palmer May 24, 2007
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cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
by Elevator July 29, 2007
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Potblock

To block someone from hitting more marijuana, usually mid-rotation on a piece or bleezy or spliff. Similiar to a cockblock.
Potblock scenario
Ronald was about to take his hit
Zackary says, "No I think you have had enough man." and sticks his hand in front of the piece, blunt, spliff.
by Willup December 19, 2008
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Jokeblocking

Noun (johk-blok-ing)

Jokeblocking, an act usually carried out by a jokeblocker, is the gesture of deliberately ruining someone's attempt to tell a joke or cause others to laugh, either by distraction or dismissal. Not to be mistaken for cockblocking
Danny: Hey, listen to this joke! "Knock, kno-"
George: Dude that was funny three fucking years ago.
Danny: Damn, stop jokeblocking me.
by Jimmy Saville fan club January 14, 2013
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