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Phoneblocked 

The act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. This word has nothing to do with anything sexual, unlike its brother (cockblocked).
Shinji:Hey Jehd, I was wondering if I could have your nu-
Alexia:What the heck are you doing here!?
Shinji:Just talking jeez!!
Jehd:What were you gonna ask me Shinji?
Shinji:Uh, nothing, see ya!
Later...
Shinji:Damn jin, Alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
Jin:Damn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!
Phoneblocked by Mochii September 22, 2012
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Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"
Phonebooked by Headlackey December 14, 2009
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Pokéblocked 

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!
Pokéblocked by El3tric July 15, 2016
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026