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Phoneblocked 

The act in which someone is trying to score a phone number from someone and said persons (best friend, sister, bro etc.) happens to appear and prevent you from scoring their number. This word has nothing to do with anything sexual, unlike its brother (cockblocked).
Shinji:Hey Jehd, I was wondering if I could have your nu-
Alexia:What the heck are you doing here!?
Shinji:Just talking jeez!!
Jehd:What were you gonna ask me Shinji?
Shinji:Uh, nothing, see ya!
Later...
Shinji:Damn jin, Alexia totally phoneblocked me today!!
Jin:Damn, out of anyone getting phoneblocked today it just had to be you!
Phoneblocked by Mochii September 22, 2012
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Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"
Phonebooked by Headlackey December 14, 2009

Pokéblocked 

When you're playing Pokémon Go and you are the passenger in a moving car. You spot a potential Pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can't play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he's driving. The driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the Pokémon.
"You bastard, I can't believe you just Pokéblocked me!
Pokéblocked by El3tric July 15, 2016
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