When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.
I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.
by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019
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After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.
by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014
Get the ass poison mug.When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch
Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016
Get the Prison ass mug.A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.
"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"
by Dan April 5, 2005
Get the pound-me-in-the-ass prison mug.correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
Get the federal pound me in the ass prison mug.Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
Get the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison mug."We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
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