Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.

I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.

Poison ass by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019

ass poison 

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.

After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.

ass poison by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014

Prison ass 

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

Prison ass by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016

pound-me-in-the-ass prison 

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Dan April 5, 2005

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

federal pound me in the ass prison by dNguyen September 8, 2006

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison 

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.

"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Joshie G. April 26, 2010

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

federal pound me in the ass prison by Stavr0 November 19, 2003