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From Persian پفیوز

A person who pretends to be friends with all and just cannot help himself not to stab them in the back. They have close relationships with cowards and jerk off with the everlasting memory of their best buddies' girlfriends.

Poffuse is too coward to be a pervert and they all have this habit of manifesting a neat outlook of themselves.

Poffuse lacks the ability to hold on to any kind of moral virtues. They are always walking in the back lines and always put the blame on others while expressing the innocent look of a kitty cat.
I prefer to die by the hands of my enemies than to be saluted by a poffuse.

- I always admire you Maggy!
- Shut up you miserable piece of poffuse masking project.

Cut all your connections with poffuse people and enjoy the newly freed capacity of your mind which was busy analyzing their stupid behavior all the time.
Poffuse by GALAT December 31, 2010
Related Words
Joe's really working the poofume this morning.
Poofume by MichaelKB December 11, 2005
anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
poofume by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011
the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".
Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.
PooFume by easterbunny November 28, 2011
An acronym for Plenty Of Fish Flavour Of the Month. A term used to describe the newest woman a man is dating that he met on POF and most likely won’t last more than a couple of weeks.

A woman who uses POF to find random men to sleep with and then moves on shortly after.
Hey, did you see that chick Fred is dating?
Nah, that poffom? She’ll be gone in a month when she realizes what a loser he is!
Poffom by Freedomfighter73 July 11, 2019
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