Poffum
Poffum by Danniecoooltooon April 12, 2025
Words you can keep
Poffuse
From Persian پفیوز
A person who pretends to be friends with all and just cannot help himself not to stab them in the back. They have close relationships with cowards and jerk off with the everlasting memory of their best buddies' girlfriends.
Poffuse is too coward to be a pervert and they all have this habit of manifesting a neat outlook of themselves.
Poffuse lacks the ability to hold on to any kind of moral virtues. They are always walking in the back lines and always put the blame on others while expressing the innocent look of a kitty cat.
A person who pretends to be friends with all and just cannot help himself not to stab them in the back. They have close relationships with cowards and jerk off with the everlasting memory of their best buddies' girlfriends.
Poffuse is too coward to be a pervert and they all have this habit of manifesting a neat outlook of themselves.
Poffuse lacks the ability to hold on to any kind of moral virtues. They are always walking in the back lines and always put the blame on others while expressing the innocent look of a kitty cat.
I prefer to die by the hands of my enemies than to be saluted by a poffuse.
- I always admire you Maggy!
- Shut up you miserable piece of poffuse masking project.
Cut all your connections with poffuse people and enjoy the newly freed capacity of your mind which was busy analyzing their stupid behavior all the time.
- I always admire you Maggy!
- Shut up you miserable piece of poffuse masking project.
Cut all your connections with poffuse people and enjoy the newly freed capacity of your mind which was busy analyzing their stupid behavior all the time.
Poofume
PooFume
the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".
PooFume by easterbunny November 28, 2011
Poffom
An acronym for Plenty Of Fish Flavour Of the Month. A term used to describe the newest woman a man is dating that he met on POF and most likely won’t last more than a couple of weeks.
A woman who uses POF to find random men to sleep with and then moves on shortly after.
A woman who uses POF to find random men to sleep with and then moves on shortly after.
Hey, did you see that chick Fred is dating?
Nah, that poffom? She’ll be gone in a month when she realizes what a loser he is!
Nah, that poffom? She’ll be gone in a month when she realizes what a loser he is!
Poffom by Freedomfighter73 July 11, 2019
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026