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ponify
To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.
ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014
Polify
1. To fuck something up in a careless and stupid manner.
2. To render useless.
3. To waste, especially in terms of time & resources.
2. To render useless.
3. To waste, especially in terms of time & resources.
Chad managed to fry all the servers by turning off the A/C in the tech room for a week. The Polifier said he trying to "save money". It'll cost a hundred grand to replace them.
I appreciate you using a magnet to retrieve my thumbdrive from the heating vent, Zodi, but do you understand how that might Polify all the data on it?
I knew something was wrong, so I double-checked with the crew. Turns out Paul the Polack chose the wrong fuckin cement for those tiles, and the whole floor's completely Polified. We have to rip up the whole goddamn thing and do it over.
I appreciate you using a magnet to retrieve my thumbdrive from the heating vent, Zodi, but do you understand how that might Polify all the data on it?
I knew something was wrong, so I double-checked with the crew. Turns out Paul the Polack chose the wrong fuckin cement for those tiles, and the whole floor's completely Polified. We have to rip up the whole goddamn thing and do it over.
ponifying
ponifying by Radiopekin March 8, 2014
podified
A state of being in possession of an iPod, often thinking you are superior or the shizz compared to those who havent been sucked in by Apples marketing
pedify
pedify by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"