Hooves

Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.

"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."

by Der Künstler January 18, 2006

Hooves

a single black triangular pig hoove

eww look at hooves today

by trayc102 December 29, 2007

hoove it

Used when someone must suck, or hoot, a marijuana smoking device, most often a bong, with the intensity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner to finish their respective bowl and or chamber.

That's a big bowl man, you'll really have to hoove it.

by Ashton "The SwampRat" Wilson August 25, 2008

hooves

It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE

Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.

by Skillett March 30, 2004

hooves

n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.

"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"

by El W May 08, 2009

hoov

someone that everybody likes and is very athletic and funny.

ha ha ha, i love shane he is so hoov!

by yorky February 25, 2007

hoove

To suck so much dick that its like a vacuum.

John: Did you hear that Blake hooved Nick's d?
Stephen: Yea hes a total slut.

by madmax779 September 09, 2006