Pocketfart

Where you pocket is very open

John barry- wait man your pocketfarted

Johnny baker - oh yeah almost lost my phone then

by LuxuryWords May 16, 2018

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008

Pocketfriend

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009

pocketbating

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating

Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

Pocket fart

Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")

Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...

by Cranky Joe January 15, 2011

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

Pocket fart

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018