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Broke Pocket 

not being able to afford poon on you current salery
(having to play pocketpool instead)
i'm tired of bein broke pocket...the hands not good enough anymore.
Broke Pocket by Don Faith June 11, 2006

Broken Pocket 

When you have no money or broke
John: Does Jerry have any money?
Kelvin: Nah he got broken pockets
Broken Pocket by Pholo August 9, 2016

Brokeback Hot Pocket 

Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?

Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?

Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?

Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Brokeback Hot Pocket by Michalube October 20, 2008

"Brokeback Pockets" 

Very simply, when you do not have enough money to engage in any kind of activity that involves spending money.
I nice spin off from the title of a controversial movie which starred two hunky hollwood actors as secret lovers.

Ex: "You want to come out with us tonight?"... "I can't man, I'm "Brokeback Pockets".
"Brokeback Pockets" by J. Ha February 4, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026