Pobotang

A mythological creature, known to be skillfull, intellegent, prepared, whitty or funny. To be extreame to the fullest, weilding a large axe and wearing the best looking "Pobogear"

Pobotang exclaimed to the crowd, "You've been Pobowned."

Pobotang by Thomas sisisssis January 2, 2006

Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

Pootang by disturbed April 6, 2004

pootang clan 

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')

'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'

pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007

pootang pie

a big piece of pussy.

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.

pootang pie by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004

pootang pat 

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

pootang pat by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

Pootang Invasion by The Pooters April 8, 2009

pootang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

pootang by FiLaBoY May 31, 2006