pnutmonia

severe case of having your genital area clung to. Often casues chafing, discomfort, mental and emotional stress which can lead to a short temper.

I swear, I think im coming down with a case of pnutmonia, Betty wont stop calling and telling me we were meant to be.

pnutmonia by FD June 1, 2004

Pnutmonia

Noun nut-moan-eeya lung inflammation due to semen getting into the lungs during oral sex.

Guy #1: where’s Shelby?

Guy #2: She’s home sick with pnutmonia

Guy #1: How’d she get it?

Guy #2: she was sucking Jon’s dick and breathed in through her mouth when he came and some of his cum got in her lungs

Pnutmonia by Shabba danks November 13, 2018

pork sword pneumonia 

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.

I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!

pork sword pneumonia by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018

pneumoniac 

An individual with maniacal symptoms of pneumonia. A hacking cougher that keeps you awake all night, causing you to be an insomniac. Alternate spelling: pneumaniac.

Woman, you kept me awake all night with your cough! Stop being such a pneumoniac and get that checked out!

pneumoniac by S. Lance December 19, 2009

Pneumonia 

Lung inflammation caused by bacterial or viral infection, in which the air sacs fill with pus and may become solid. Inflammation may affect both lungs, one lung, or only certain lobes.

Pneumonia is a curable bacterial disease in which changes your air sacs to normal air sacs into fluid-filled air sacs in which you won't be able to breath as good as you can without Pneumonia.

Signs and symptoms of pneumonia may include:

Chest pain when you breathe or cough.

Confusion or changes in mental awareness (in adults age 65 and older)

Cough, which may produce phlegm.

Fatigue.

Fever, sweating and shaking chills.

Ways you can get pneumonia include:

Bacteria and viruses living in your nose, sinuses, or mouth may spread to your lungs.

You may breathe some of these germs directly into your lungs.

You breathe in (inhale) food, liquids, vomit, or fluids from the mouth into your lungs

"Pneumonia", the doctor said, confirming Alex's fears. I've seen you knocked to your knees with pneumonia, grief and a sick husband, but you always come right back up fighting. He says he thinks he has a cold, but the doctor told me he could get pneumonia real easy.

Pneumonia by Joey The Bro March 4, 2019

plutonian nyborg 

plutonian nyborg is a fictional drug seen in the classic 1981 animated feature film "Heavy Metal". the drug is an inhaled white powder whose appearance resembles cocaine, and whose effects resemble those of marijuana; used by two alien starship pilots Edsel and Zeke, seen in the segment of Heavy Metal entitled "So Beautiful and So Dangerous".

plutonian nyborg is just like cocaine.

plutonian nyborg by jeffman52001 October 13, 2013

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia 

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016