plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

by 'sup P December 12, 2004

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020