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by McDavid53 March 18, 2009
Get the John Denver mug.A very close male friend that a woman has. Their relationship is strictly "just friends" and usually never involves anything sexual. Men do not have platonic friends, just simply women they haven't fucked yet.
Somewhere along the way, John made a wrong turn and slipped into the friends zone by not making a sexual move on Cindy.
Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"
Max: "No"
Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"
Joe: "Do you know what a platonic friend is to a woman?"
Max: "No"
Joe: "A dick in a glass case. In case of an emergency, BREAK GLASS"
by McDavid53 August 6, 2008
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