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Pounting 

"Pounting" is when a girl climbs on you and rubs her arse on your dick. But you don't stick your dick in her pooper - that's wrong, instead they just rub their arse on your dick until you cum.
"Dude, Katie totally did some Pounting on me last night! I jizzed all over her gothed up ass!!!!" - Tim
Pounting by Tap Dat Azz August 31, 2011
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Pounting 

I was pounting that skank!
Pounting by Justin Hazy May 18, 2007

pounding 

To eat or drink (Often times this denotes eating/drinking fast but this is not always the case.)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
pounding by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

pounding the tuna 

Pounding the tuna means to have sex with a girl
Dude: Yo Bro you wanna hang tonight?
Bro: Nah man I'm pounding the tuna tonight.

moon pounding 

term coined by unidentified jewish media star to exemplify a painful loss by the chicago white sox .The term describes both the pain and anguish white sox fans feel by losing to inferior teams.
The Chicago White Sow took an absolute moon pounding by the Kansas City Royals last night.
moon pounding by motoman September 26, 2012

pounding ham

V. Doing drugs
Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.
pounding ham by JuiceGodKingT April 26, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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