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The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.
Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.
Plous by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021
Related Words
Plouz_ • plotz • ploud • plouf • Plout • Plous • Ploz • plooz • Plooz Unit • Plotz Baum
A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.
A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.
Plous by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Plooz Unit 

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.
Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.
Plooz Unit by Ploozy May 19, 2016
From Yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.
When i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!
plotz by rosedanose July 6, 2005
Pronunciation: (plots), key
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.
plotz by fruitcake October 26, 2003
Based off my calculations, I have come up wit the following formula:

ploz > plz > please

Therefore, Use the word ploz. It will make you a cooler person while chatting on the internets.
ploz by Glenn_Quagmire October 13, 2006
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