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Plooz Unit 

A slang term used to refer to a man's sperm. One Plooz Unit is one single sperm.
Natasha and I want to get pregnant, so i hope a Plooz Unit of mine can do the trick pretty soon.
Plooz Unit by Ploozy May 19, 2016
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A a thick ooze-like mixture used to balance the pH level of a plant. Derived from the words pH and ooze.
Bro, did you phooz the plants yesterday?
phooz by TODD WillFindU December 2, 2013
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020
Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!
ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016
A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.
My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

paloozer 

A paloozer is a pathetic loser. Use this in circumstances when the word loser just doesn't cut it. A paloozer is the mother of all losers.
Seriously dude, you are the biggest paloozer ever!
paloozer by akyr May 16, 2010