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Another variation of the word "please".
Based off my calculations, I have come up wit the following formula:

ploz > plz > please

Therefore, Use the word ploz. It will make you a cooler person while chatting on the internets.
ploz by Glenn_Quagmire October 13, 2006
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Ploz. The new plox.
Nga 1: Plox yo.

Nga 2: DF?

Nga 1: I mean ploz, yo.

Nga 2: Oh, kk
ploz by ngaplozors January 12, 2011
Related Words
Ploz Plozza Plozo plozzed
Ploz n. Synonymous with progress.
The Kazakh people have had much ploz under the wise leadership of President Nazarbayev.
Ploz by Bill from Canada September 30, 2006
A male who typically has a Mullet, Edgar, or Buzzcut.
They typically have English/Australian descent, and speak with an agressive/annoying child accent
They love to play Soccer and Australian Football.
They Typically rename themselves with an "-zza" suffix (For example: James > Jazza or Jezza / Barry > Bazza)
They Normally travel in packs of 4-9 (Also a group of Plozzas is called a Wave).
The more athletic cousin of the Eshay
Plozza1: Hazza, my footy team will thrash you on saturday.

Plozza2: You think? See you on the match.

Plozza1: Bring it on! Your team can barely hit a ball.
Plozza by GrandmaGotDone13983 February 23, 2023
an annoying australian teenager, usually pays footy, obnoxiously loud and is pretty facially deformed.

usually travels in packs

gives him and his buddies a suffix "-zza" at the end of their names, Ex: "tom." becomes "TOZZZZAAAAAAA😛😛😛😛😛💣💣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊"

watches superbowl in class, when they're australian.

has ultimate rizz on the woodwork teacher.
average guy 1: *walking innocently down the side walk*
group of plozzas: *re arranges spinal cord like its lego*
plozza 1: RAAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE FOOTY
plozza 2: MY SNAPCSORE JUST WENT UP BY 2 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
plozza by DarcyThe_CHEEZ_982 February 26, 2023
Plozo occurs when a woman sticks 2 or more penises into her mouth. This can occur in rape, gangbang, or if you're some nasty weirdo who was born with more than one penis.
1. Good luck trying to find a girl for our plozo party.
2. That slut will do anything for a plozo.
3. Oh man that girl's plozo last night made her jaw pop
when you and the mad cunts decide to get on the plozz and have a cheeky plozzing sesh on the weekend. All plozzing sessions must involve a bitta footy or you're a fuckin dogcunt. Nah but yeah at the end of the day just shut the fuck up before u get plozzed on you dog cunt.
gettin plozzed on a thursdee arvo karnt
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