Plopwater

The water from a toilet bowl that splashes against your buttocks after you release excrament.

After releasing a Lincoln Log Mike got plopwater all over himself.

by Voyonov80 June 9, 2015

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

Plopter

noun-
Slang for an MV-22 Osprey tilt-rotor aircraft.

Origin: Tilt-rotor aircraft function as both an airplane or a helicopter.

Did you see that plopter fly by?

by c9h13no3 January 16, 2009

phowater

pho broth
the soup you receive with your rice dish at a vietnamese restaurant
usually said in a fob accent

Say you're eating at a Vietnamese restaurant, and you order a rice dish that comes with soup. When the waitress brings out the rice dish but no soup, after you leave you ask yourself "WTF? Where the hell is my phowater?"

by Phowater February 25, 2009

phlopater

The sweetest and cutest boy you can ever meet, he is one of a kind, he cares about everyone and spreads love everywhere he goes, he always tries to hide the fact that he’s moody so people will always assume he’s a happy person

phlopater is one of the kindest creatures

by Raresthuman June 6, 2018

da plopster

It is da master if u pick a fight with dat Ting then u will die innit fam he knows all he can do anyting but no one can be like him becuz da plopster is me

Asznee:Yooooooo! da plopster is in town!
Big shaq: yooo that legend?
Asznee:ye
Big shaq:sik fam he more famous that me and u combined

by Da plopster March 11, 2018

plopatron or plopadopolous?

The most important question of the universe. Not even Stephen Hawking knows the answer. It is impossible.

You - "plopatron or plopadopolous?"
Stephen Hawking - "ye know too much... ye know... too much..."
You - "fucks sake bawbag, jist answer the question!"

by john bean November 5, 2008