Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

Ploppy toppy by Ploppyj January 2, 2023

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Poppy Toppy

(verb) The doing or receiving of a blowjob (the sucking of one's penis), in which the one giving the blowjob has Pop Rocks in his/her mouth.

Jimmy: Yo, whats that popping sensation?
Alexandra: Oh you didn't know? I'm giving you Poppy Toppy.
Jimmy: Man that feels good!
Alexandra: Yeah it's super sweet too, I bet it'll taste even better in a minute or two *winks*

Poppy Toppy by JubJub128 May 21, 2020

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Poppy Toppy

The action of giving oral sex to another with the use of pop rocks.

Carol wants to try poppy toppy tonight.

George and Brenda celebrate their anniversary by doing poppy toppy.

Poppy Toppy by IcannottellyouwhyIamthewayIam January 15, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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