plood 

The slang term for 'period blood'

Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!

plood by gangst from up north August 8, 2009

Plood 

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

Plood by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012

plood 

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

plood by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Plood 

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

Plood by Dixon February 8, 2004

Plood 

When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.

Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

Plood by goskago July 16, 2008

Ploog 

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020

Ploop 

A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.

My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

Ploop by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 19, 2023