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1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.
1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.
by Dixon February 08, 2004

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High school student with a very attractive older mother.
Man, Sattie's mom is so hott!
by Dixon April 06, 2004

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A fart that happens during or immediately after a peeing session due to the tensing of abdominal muscles.
Man, I had a really great whizpopper a minute ago.
by Dixon February 08, 2004

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