Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Elizabeth

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

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plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

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wallaby

1. a penis ( slang )

"watch out for his wallaby", "quit pointin your wallaby at me!", "shiet you dont know about his wallaby"!

by elizabeth October 15, 2004

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Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

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Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004

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