Elizabeth's definitions

faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

eager edge

(adj) to desire to be cutting edge; to try so hard to be cool that you become uncool.

The way Dave always needed to have people watching his stunts was way too eager edge for me.

by Elizabeth January 21, 2004

granny panties

undrewears that are big and ugly

granny panties are stupid to wear when you are going to have sex that why theres thongs like mine they are baby blue

by elizabeth August 28, 2004

cushion arse

An emormous arse generally sicking out a lot and provides a soft surface to sit on rather like a cushion.

mannnn that girl has a cushion arse

by elizabeth April 18, 2005

on the reals

seriously, for real

she was totally frontin'. on the reals.

by elizabeth March 9, 2004

Avril

One def. of "Avril" is is the month "April" in the French language. However, "Avril" is also the 1st name of the pop/rock singer Avril Lavigne, originating from Napanee, Ontario, Canada.

1.) Let's make a rendezvous in Avril... (lol, I sound bad at French; I don't know hardly any words.)

2.)Avril Lavigne is one of the coolest singers ever!!!!

by Elizabeth September 3, 2004

bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004