Elizabeth's definitions

Clessure

An internet action/emotion. No spicific definition. Can be used for anything from a sexual gesture to a moment of hard thought.

*Clessure* Ahh, that felt gooood. Do it again Amber!

by Elizabeth June 4, 2004

get off

1.)Meaning for a guy to ejaculate/cum.
2.) To tell a person to get off the top off you.

1.) Dan totally got off after Elizabeth gave him a mind-blowing blowjob.
2.) *Person A jumps onto Person B*
Person A: RAWR!!!!
Person B: DUDE! GET OFF!!!

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

wallaby

1. a penis ( slang )

"watch out for his wallaby", "quit pointin your wallaby at me!", "shiet you dont know about his wallaby"!

by elizabeth October 15, 2004

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

screen bukkake

when a bunch of nerdy guys come on the tv screen together

Guy 1: Hey guys want to play some Unreal?
Guy 2: No dude I just downloaded the Paris Hilton video.
Guy 3: Alright bro, it is time to bukkake our computer screens!!!

by Elizabeth March 29, 2004

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004