Elizabeth's definitions

necrophiliac

some one who rapes dead bodies

The necrophiliac was so horny, he raped that dead body.

by Elizabeth May 13, 2005

Toehair

long luchious hair protruding from the big toe of Kara's foot.

Kara your toehair is so soft and luchious like a Donald Trump hair piece.

by elizabeth May 1, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

ba-donka-donk

a noun or adjective relating to a woman's pleasantly round ass.

noun: check out that girl's ba-donka-donk.
adjective: she's got a ba-donka-donk ass.

by elizabeth November 4, 2003

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003