Elizabeth's definitions

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

4:20

adolf hitlers birthday.

Person number 1: WHOA ITS HITLERS BIRTHDAY
Person # 2:Yeah man, lets get stoned

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

forestay

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.

Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay

by elizabeth February 1, 2004

screen bukkake

when a bunch of nerdy guys come on the tv screen together

Guy 1: Hey guys want to play some Unreal?
Guy 2: No dude I just downloaded the Paris Hilton video.
Guy 3: Alright bro, it is time to bukkake our computer screens!!!

by Elizabeth March 29, 2004

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

Avril

One def. of "Avril" is is the month "April" in the French language. However, "Avril" is also the 1st name of the pop/rock singer Avril Lavigne, originating from Napanee, Ontario, Canada.

1.) Let's make a rendezvous in Avril... (lol, I sound bad at French; I don't know hardly any words.)

2.)Avril Lavigne is one of the coolest singers ever!!!!

by Elizabeth September 3, 2004