Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.
"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."
by Elizabeth September 06, 2004

by Elizabeth November 28, 2003

1. One who displays an extreme need of education
2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience
2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience
Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.
by Elizabeth December 29, 2004

My best friends, boyfriends, roommates, cousins, moms, second cousin twice removed,(who is, by some freaky ass chance, my brother) is such a Fatg!!!
by Elizabeth April 16, 2004

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.
1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."
*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*
Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."
*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*
Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"
*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*
by Elizabeth September 04, 2004

by elizabeth April 17, 2005

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.
Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."
by Elizabeth July 31, 2003
