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Pimpstress 

The female version of a pimp.

Has male hos/prostitutes.
1.

Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"

blimpster 

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"
blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005
A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.
"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"
Pipster by psychognosis September 29, 2011
A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.
"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

pimpstress 

depending on the stress when read
1. ('pimp stress) a girl pimp- a girl who gets all the dudes and is just pretty cool
2. (pimp 'stress) being stressed out from pimpin' so much
1. much love from lisa, your big sis the pimpstress!
2. I'm feeling the pimpstress!
pimpstress by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Plopster 

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.
My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.
Plopster by scottdewlap May 13, 2009