Pipster

A parent hipster. More pretentious than hipsters because they now think their life has purpose.

"Did you hear Dov Charney just knocked up a bitch?"

"Oh, no! Not another pipster!"

by psychognosis September 29, 2011

Banana Slug

Older transsexual person.

The equivalent to "cougar" for a she-male.

Banana Slug's have TWICE the experience cougars do, since they can practice on them self.

by psychognosis July 28, 2010

Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 08, 2013