Plenis 

Kind of like a penis, ya know?

Dude, what's a plenis?

Plenis by Gp fo' sho January 11, 2009

plenis 

a dick the size of an airplane.

girl he chucked that plenis up in me and i tore my rotor cuff.

plenis by Sillyconner May 30, 2008

plenis 

when your skin is a different colour than your penis

tyler “what colour is your penis”
colin “i don’t have a penis i got a plenis it’s brown as fuck”

plenis by colinsplenis January 28, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010